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Post by Jack Daniels on Jun 25, 2012 12:38:50 GMT -8
There was always something so exciting about the new school year starting up. There was always such a nice buzz in the air. There was always a nice line of new lovely young ladies that came to the school. The janitor hummed happily as he slid a damp mop around an already clean floor. It seemed the only time when he actually did do work was when it didn't really need to be done. Two students passed, girl students. Jack stumbled slightly to the left as he looked over his shoulder as they passed. Was it him? Or were skirts getting shorter? I love summer ♥ he thought with a happy sigh.
His scruffy blonde hair was tied sloppily back in a low ponytail and his breath stank of liquor even at the early hour of 10am. He recalled waking up and reaching for a bottle. Why wait? He might as well start the party early. He paused from his 'work' and reached into one of the pockets of his overalls. A small flagon appeared in his hand. He unscrewed the lid, and took a long drink from it. The familiar feeling of burning liquid was a welcome one as the whiskey slid down his throat. He kept his eyes on the girls. Maybe he could buy them a drink... and by 'buy' he meant just give them a bottle. That they can share. With me. Down by the furnace...naked.With me.
To anyone passing, they would have seen the man looking at a now empty hallway, mop on the ground beside him, and him giggling somewhat unsettlingly. "Eheheheheh... hehhehheh." School rocked.
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Aug 22, 2012 19:26:24 GMT -8
A hand came down on the over giggling Janitors head and forced him to shake his head. "What ever your thinking Jack, don't." Her glasses gleamed at him in a menacing manner. "You remembered what happend last time you got involved with a student. Granted she was over 18, it was still a student"
Ze looked at the man with an eyebrow raised. She was wearing her nearly endless break an ankle pumps with a mini skirt and a jacket that might have been too small to contain her curves. Those damn curves that happened because of corsets. Damn Corsets.
Her silver hair was put up in a messy bun and Ze was not pleased with the janitors work. "so do your job and stop looking up girl's skirts" She could easily smell the booze off of him. This didn't come to a surprise for her, his body seeped out alcohol like sweat and pharamones. "What did you do? Take a bath in liquor this morning?"
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Post by Jack Daniels on Aug 22, 2012 23:15:54 GMT -8
"Eeeh!" The janitor jumped a little when a hand suddenly came down on his head and made it shake from side to side. "Why, M-Ms. Zeobrillia! What a surprise to see you!...You're so quiet." he greeted her, giving a nervous laugh. Looking over his shoulder, he tensed up and looked slightly scared as her glasses gleamed in that 'im warning you' sort of way. A girl he charmed, and was caught with, came up in conversation. Michelle? Amanda...Ummm he looked up thoughtfully, trying to remember. "We were both consenting adults. Im not her teacher. And nobody was hurt!" he held up a finger, smiling a roguish smile that charmed so many girls before. And it was true. Its not like Mic-...the girl expected anything from him. She knew what she had gotten into. He hoped.
He turned to face the teacher. "You look as lovely as ever ~" he smiled to her trying not to eye hump her too much. A tad unfair to some of the boys though, he thought. How was a kid supposed to concentrate when his teacher looked so... Va Va Voom~! He drew his eyes away from her chest. One could be held accountable for sexual harassment or some bullshit regulation.
Jack grinned at her as she told him to do his job. "Can't you not see it Ze?" he motioned to the hallways. "I have been working very hard! Its all spotless!" he promised her. When accused about bathing in liquor, Jack actually had to pause and really think about it. Where had he woken up today? "Nooope!" he said eventually, but still sounding uncertain. "Pretty sure i was down in my room today. The year is off to a good start." he beamed and gave her a thumbs up.
"How did you find the summer? This place is weird without the kids around huh?" he chuckled. "Oh! I heard you have a relative joining this year!" he clapped his hands together. How exciting! "A granddaughter, wasn't it?" He wondered what a relative of Ze could look like. Thaaaat's a good place to get genes from. he thought, staring at her again.
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Aug 23, 2012 7:41:03 GMT -8
Zeobrilla gave a grin. It was an almost devilish one when she heard the nervous laughter."I have spent over two hundred years in heals, i think i can manage to be a ninja in them" she winked. When he pointed at her with that stupid smile she raised her eyebrow at him. "Her name was Michelle, the girl we found you with when you were a teacher....and i know now that your a janitor that you feel there can be others but, remember you are messing with teenagers. They don't know what they are getting in to" she wagged a finger back at him.
She noticed his roaming eyes and gave him a 'Seriously your going there?' look as she crossed her arms. Her eye followed his gesture across the clean floor. "That's because it was clean before you started cleaning it" She was still stareing at the hall way when he started talking agin. He sounded unsure for a moment but still mannaged to give her a stupid grin and a thumbs up.
She replied with a single thumb up in the air and looked at him. Well it was a mild glare. "Hmm? well at first I went to Jamaka then i had to go to Louisiana to get my grand child. For some reason that branch of my descendants do not have very many powers." When he stated that it was Ze's granddaughter she gave him the mother of all death glares. "Yes, she is fifteen and underage. But it seems she has my healing powers so can have the potential of being immortal like us." she sighed thinking about it.
She bit her lips down, she shouldn't have said anything. God knows what is going on inside the drunks head. She gave a grumble and then shook his head once more. "ANYWAY. i can see that your enjoying your self too much with the coming of the new school year. " she watched a few students walking by, their skirts were definitely getting shorter...
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Post by Jack Daniels on Aug 23, 2012 8:09:32 GMT -8
"Ohhh, that Michelle." Jack said, recognition in his eyes. The light bulb in his mind was on. "Well, it but an end to my teaching career, but what can i say.? It was worth it. She was a good girl." he smiled. It wasn't as if she had been a virgin anyway. Ok. That wasn't cool. She liked men, and thats just fine. he thought to himself. As Ze wagged her finger at him, his shoulders sagged. "You're so uptight when its not summer-time at the bar." he sighed.
The janitor gave a sort of helpless look and spread his arms out as if to silently say 'what?!'. Ze was a babe! He was just honoring that fact with his eyes! Jack puckered his lips, and looked over at the clean hallways. "Well... I mean it was pretty clean when i got here." By 'pretty' he meant 'flawlessly'. "I'm just giving it a second coat. Gotta make sure everything is perfect!"
He relaxed a little, smiling charmingly as he rested his chin on top of his mop, listening as Ze told him of her travels. He gave a low whistle. "All the way out there huh? Sounds like you've had quite the adventurous summer." He shrank away aw she fixed him with a glare that could possibly kill someone if they had a faint enough heart. "Fifteen! Underage! Got it!" he said weakly. Still there'd be no harming in chatting to the girl he presumed. He gave a thoughtful hum. Another regenerator. "You're lucky to have one another." He smiled. As far as he knew, all the rest of his family were dead. The ones he knew anyway.
So.. he had the rest of eternity, they had the rest of eternity. Ze was smoking hot so he presumed her granddaughter would be. Blood dribbled down his nose as he thought of the possibilities of the two lovely immortal ladies and a lonely immortal man. He wiped his nose with the back of his hand as she changed the topic. "No such thing as enjoying yourself too much." he grinned to her. "I'm just excited at the... possibilities a new year brings. I--" he paused and stared after the short skirts until they rounded a corner.
"I love this school." he sighed. "And come on.... Im sure some students have hit on you." he smirked at her in a friendly way, poking her arm. "I mean, lets not sugar coat it Ze, youre gorgeous. Have you gotten any love letters?"
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Aug 23, 2012 10:58:16 GMT -8
When Jack mentioned the bar with his pouty face Ze's lit up like a light bulb. "Eh!? Shut up! Your not supposed to talk about that here! I have a reputation to protect!" Ze wasn't actually being serious. Well, she kind of was, if it got out that she was drinking buddies with the school janitor that had numerous affairs with students and young teachers. Then she would lose her rep with the other teachers.
Zede leaned against the wall and clicked her tongue at him. "You do realize that there are probably more immortals than just you me and my kids. And besides all you gotta do is have some kids." She gave a shrug, and then tightened up once more "But not with students!!" she shrieked wagging yet another finger at him.
She cringed back when she saw the blood dribble down. Her eye twitched and she listened to him the way he said possibilities made a shiver go up her back. Not the good kind either.She wanted to punch him, give him a reason to bleed. Her eyes followed his nose as he followed the girls whose skirts seemed to keep getting shorter. As quick as she could she pulled a tissue from her pocket and shoved it up his nose.
"Now we can't be getting blood all over your overly clean floors" she raised an eyebrow at him. "No actually, a lot of them look at me like a mom, but i did have a person show his junk....waiiiit...that was you." She thought about it. "Nope no love confessions. I'm just too much woman for them" she winked.
She let out a sigh. "I have had Three husbands, one lover, and seven children in a matter of two hundred years. I'm not one to be self indulgent as you know. Beside arn't i two hundred years too old for you?" She set her hands on her hips and looked at him.
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Post by Jack Daniels on Aug 23, 2012 11:24:36 GMT -8
Jack chuckled. "I didn't realize two adults had to keep their friendship a secret. Even if one of them is a devilishly charming socialite and the other, a knock-out teacher." he winked at her. They been good times. Laughs were had, booze was drank and tears were shed for no apparent reasons followed by 'I love you's and hugging it out. Of course, reputation wasn't something Jack tended to worry about.
He stretched as she leaned against the wall. "Oh im sure there are lots more. I just happen to know only you and by proxy, your granddaughter." At her latter advice, his eyes sparkled a little. "If you say so mon chere~ I'll get working on it right away...Ohohohoho~"he chuckled pervertedly as Zede shrieked and wagged her finger at him.
Jack kept up the chuckle, sparkles and a pink haze surrounding him until the tissue was shoved up his nose. "Oh, the floor. I got it covered. No worries." he grinned, quickly mopping up the blood drops.
It was incredibly surprising that no students had actually tried to approach Ze. He half glared and pointed at her when she mentioned how he exposed himself to her. "I told you before, I was displaying my appreciation for your physical, and non-physical beauty though interpretive dance!" Two male students passing, stared uncertainly at the man who stank of booze.
The immortal shook his head with amusement as Zede told him of her past. How she had stayed so... controlled was beyond him. "Oh i know." he sighed with a smile. "And its a shame." he rubbed the stubble on his chin. "Hmm, your 214, im 166... You looked younger than i do. Does it really matter since we're both over 100?" he winked at her.
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Aug 23, 2012 12:00:11 GMT -8
She grased her eyebrow and him and gave him a grin. "Really because i remember you saying that you were madly in love with me and that we should have immortal babies together" she couldn't help but laugh at this. She scratched her chin as she thought about it "But then again, I'm not sure because we were both really drunk..." she squinted at him, thinking really heard about it.
She grinned at him. He was such a goof. She took his stubbly chin in her thumb and forefinger and shook his head around. She liked the noise his head made when his brain rattled around in it. Like a maraca. "No it dosn't matter to me, but you smell like a skunk and have a bad habit of going after girls 1/100th of your age..."
She gave him a kissy face and then wiggled his nose. "So you'll just live down near the furnace and ill have the big room in the tower" her voice was a mocking baby voice. "and our children will be immortal, and possibly drunkards, or control freaks" she mocked. "So you see, it may never work out well" she laughed.
She leaned back and then watched as a few more students walked by, some of them giggled, others had the most freaked out expressions she had ever seen in her life. She bit back her laughter and then looked at Jack. "I need a drink, do you have that flask" The first day always freaked her out, there were always the twitchy new students that didn't know what to do about anything. If any thing mysteriously blew up in her class she might freeze hell over.
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Post by Jack Daniels on Aug 23, 2012 12:30:38 GMT -8
"Would it really have been so awful if you and i had gotten better acquainted that night??" he raised a brow. A night resulting with Ze pregnant or not, it would have been fun either way. Jack grinned as she tried to remember their drunken rambles and adventures. "Would you have liked me to have said that? If it would make you like me more, i can totally have said that."
Jack made a surprised face as she grabbed onto his chin and shook his head about. His eyes went slightly dazed, and he didn't hear any maraca. "What? No i dont...right?" did he really smell like a skunk? Hm, maybe it was time to invest in some fancy cologne... Fuck it. Girls liked that manly, musky natural scent didn't they? He held up a finger as she finished speaking. "Ahahah... Im not always they one to make the first move. Some of them come after me. I just... let them catch me." he chuckled, more than pleased with his life.
Jack smiled all through her her little speech on their very different lives and how their kids could turn out. "Hey, don't be looking down on my furnace room." he wagged a finger at her this time. "It's very... cosy. You should come give it a closer look sometime." he suggested with a wink. She spoke of a tower...Didn't princesses like the rugged underdog? "And hey, kids would be an interesting toss up...seeing what they come out like. So actually, it could work out very well."
The students expressions didn't bother Jack all that much, though he did spare a group of girls a wink, making them go pink in the face and hurry into the classroom. He looked back at Ze as she spoke to him. "Of course!" he said cheerfully. He didn't have to worry much about management. Security at this school was practically nonexistent. He took the small silver flask out of his overalls and handed it to his friend. "Bottoms up." he grinned. "Lets hope they dont give you too much trouble...Id hate to see them to scared to return to your classes."
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Aug 23, 2012 13:06:33 GMT -8
Ze shrugged and then her face burned at the ancwer she was about to give him. "No i suppose it wouldn't have been bad at all." but in the moments after that she hit him over the head. She then laughed "I don't know what you said actually. But i disgustingly remember a 'WHOOOOOOHOOOO'." she nodded. "But then again i have a feeling we've done things like that plenty of times.
Thier drunken escapades were fun, but she was never sure what happened when and where. "Hm?" she looked back at him. "Well you reek of alcohol, that's what i meant when i said you smell like a skunk." she laughed at his mumblings. She raised an eyebrow when he shushed her with a finger. "Uh-huh...then don't let them catch you" in a dead pan voice.
She grabbed the silver flask and downed its contents. She let out a groan as the liquid fire rushed down in to her stomach. "That's the stuff" she grumbled and then gave him a grin. "Yeah yeah it'z cozy, but what you really want to take a closer look at is what is under my nickers" she winked at him. "Its the toss up that I'm frightened about"
She couldn't help but watch as the kids go by, Of course he would wink at the girls. Make them all flustered and giggle like a flock of hens. One of the boys was a fire starter. She took another swig of the flask. "God Help me" she sighed. "i really don't want to ice any students over this year."
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Post by Jack Daniels on Aug 23, 2012 13:37:54 GMT -8
Jack looked somewhere between serene and smug as Ze blushed as she gave him her answer. "Ow!" he winced and made a crying face as she hit down on his head, though dried his eyes as quickly as he teared up. A 'whoohoo' huh? Yes, yes one of those was coming back to him now. "Ahhh yes, yes. I seem to recall picking you up and spinning around and around. There was laughter, we fell over...and it gets a little hazy after that." he admitted with a nod.
"Oh come on now. I have to let them catch me. I could never be just a tease." Jack chuckled. "Of course its the stuff. I brewed it." he always mentioned how he created the famous whiskey, but no one ever seemed to believe him. He chuckled as she grinned at him. "Hey, its pretty romantic. Right there in the glow of the fire. And Id be honored to see what you have under your skirt." he said, meaning every word of it.
Jack watched the fire starter pass. "You're in for a fun first class. I wish you luck." he half laughed. It was all in good fun of course. "And Ze, if you ever need me to fill in for you for a day or two...If things get to hectic, I'll take on the class, as a substitute." he put a hand on his heart. He could take the job! In fact, it would be the perfect way to charm the ladies of the school. Eh...hehehhehheh..Ohohohhoho~.
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