Battle of NOM

[Sike]

Seka burst through the doors of the café, nearly knocking out a student who was just about to leave. "Suck it loser!" he declared as he strode towards the food. A lot of people were sstaring at him, but he didnt care to notice. "Hmm." On the way here he had been feeling southern fried chicken. Now he was thinking maybe a cheeseburger. He crossed his arms as he looked at the food.

Mein Gott... I am so sorry. Sike thought as the other student had practically been trampled over. He facepalmed.

Seka, unable to decide what food to get, eventually ended heaping up a pile of everything onto his plate. Pasta, burgers, chicken, fries, pizza, potatoes, salads, everything. "Vee shall start mit this....Then comes dessert." he declared, making the server look at him strangely.

Und how exactly do you plan on paying fur all of this?
Eh? It's cool. I dressed us today und put your wallet in our pocket. You had like 80 bucks. Vee should be fine.
VHAT?! YOU--! DAT VAS MY MONEY!

"Here you are Mrs Lunch Lady. Keep the change. Oh ja!" He looked over his shoulder for Klemence. "I vill be paying for someone elses lunch too."

[Koishi]

Klemence had been seen skipping, yes skipping, through the crowd of people before Seka had come crashing in. She held in a mass of laughter as he busted in the door and through people. She felt really bad for the people he crashed in to, and the one boy he opened the door on.

She was right behind him in the food line when he started to pile everything down. Her face flushed slightly embarrassed about Seka's behavior. Yet, Seka was owning it and he made her laugh. She began putting food down, mostly just comfort food of home. Some Etouffee, friend chicken and shrimp, mashed potatoes gravy, corn, peas, pretty much any vegetable she could see was on her plate.

At the end of the line she couldn't decide what dessert she wanted. So she got them all. A peice of cake, pie, brownies, ice cream, one of everything that was there. She had a sweet tooth, a really really big one. Her face burned slightly at the thought of it but then she came up with the notion that shifting took a lot of calories....yes...shifting..

She looked up at him, her leather wallet was already out when he said that she would pay for her. Her face flushed, to the point of boiling. She starred at him dumb founded. "But-But-But" she attempted to protest but he had already given the lady some where around eighty dollars. She felt all figitiy now, she hated it when she depended on people.

"Tankyou" she mumbled.

[Sike]

"Danke ~" Seka practically threw the Lunch Lady the money for Klemence's food when it was totaled up."No problem." he shrugged to Klemence. He grabbed a large drinking cup and headed over to the soda fountain, filling it to the brim with Mountain Dew. He chuckled quietly between the blue haired girl and himself. "Der is no vay you are going to wat all of that. You are so tiny!" he commented as he waited for her to get her drink. He hadn't meant it in a bad way. She was quite thin! The amount of food, particularly the desserts, had surprised the German boy.

My....My money. Its all gone.
Quit zeh whining. You have like 10 dollars left.

Seka lead the way towards a free table, declaring loudly for other to move and not to be in his way. Some giggled, others looked more irritated than anything else.

He dropped his food on the table and dragged a chair out for Klemence. "Sit." he half grumbled, feeling awkward when acting all polite. Its only because shes a girl now. Shed have to pull out her own damn chair if she vas dat boy. he thought to himself before going and taking his own seat. He grabbed the ketchup and squirted it over his fries. "Heh. Iv never had a girl eat with me before." he muttered going a little red.

Vhat about Mutti?
Did i really just hear that?! Moms dont EVER count!!

[Koishi]

Klemence had gotten sweet iced tea and then heard the comment about her over abundance of food. She looked at her plate and then back at him. She gave him a grin. "Were do you tink my big butt comes from? workin' out?" she laughed as she wiggled it, in front of him and then laughed.

She held down a stupid grin as Seka grumpily moved them through the crowd. His grumbling politeness had a certain charm. But she did blush when he pulled the seat out for her. She wasn't expecting it. She actually curtsied as a joke before she sat down and then stuck a spork in to her mashed potatoes mixing them with the peas and corn.

When he said he hadn't had a girl eat with him she looked up at him in disbelief. "Not eben jour mom?" she asked. Her head tilted to the side as she looked him, she couldn't help but hum lightly at the color on his cheeks. He was trying so hard. Funny to say but the Trying Hard Seka was actually cute.

Her face burned slightly at she took a piece of fried chicken and then swirled it in to her potato mix. She ate it in one bite. She let out a hum, it was soooo good. "Cuz, jor mom is a girl, oui? or do you mean like a girl dat isn't related to you..." her face flushed when she realized what he was talking about.

[Sike]

Seka glanced to one side and grumbled quietly to himself as Klemence did a curtsy. It was really no big deal. She didn't have to be so polite about it. He continued to pick at his food, getting redder.

Seka shoved the fries into his mouth, unable to believe what his brother had been thinking. Including Mutti. Was it any wonder Sike sucked at life? Then Klemence asked him about dining with their mother. "HRRGK!" he swallowed his food wrong and ended up nearly choking on it. He beat himself on the chest and eventually managed to swallow, coughing to catch his breath. "OF COURSE IVE EATEN VITH MEINE MUTTI!" he shouted.

Public! Out in Public! Indoor voice!

Oh yeah. He forgot about that. "Of course a girl dats not related." he murmured going red and trying to busy himself with some friend chicken. "Moms are never included. Never." He glanced up as noticed her flushed face. "Ehh.. Sorry." he took it that his shouting had embarrassed her. "I didnt mean to shout." he scratched the back of his head. "Force of habit und all that." he mumbled.

[Koishi]

Klemence started to laugh uncontrollably, he was defiantly fun when he spazzed. "No joou didnah embarrase me!" she said waving her hand at him. "iz just i tink iz funny dat joor comparing dis to a date, and dat joou just yelled at the top of your lungs in a verrah crowded place"

She smiled at him stupidly. "Iza radah charmin' in a way doh." her faced flushed and then she looked down at her food. She started shoveling the small mountain down as fast as she could." She quickly started choking and then grabbed for her drink. Once the chunk was down she coughed.

"But eet iz nice dat we can eat togeader, i need to geet grochries, we hav a small kitchen in our room." she said as she looked in to her drink. For some reason she found her self too embarrassed to look at Seka at the moment. "What do joo like to eat? besides all kinds ob junkie foods." she grinned and then winked at him.

[Sike]

Seka started on his pasta, washing it down with a few healthy gulps of Mountain Dew. He looked at her strangely as she said she wasn't embarrassed. At mention of 'date' he spat out his drink, his face red. "I-i never said dis vas a date! Im just... Youre a girl so, you ..There a certain vay to handle these situations!" he muttered taking another drink. "Though im surprised dat you dont mind zeh shouting." Sike always was mortified, and he wasn't even seen by anyone! "Dat makes one of you..."

He raised a brow as she smiled that stupid smile of hers and spoke about his charm. "Heh." he looked amused. He never tried to be charming. Seka just did as he pleased. His face dropped as he watched the girl shovel her food down quickly. "C-Careful you fool! You vill cho--" she started to and he rose to his feet, a concerned look on his face. She got to her drink and coughed, and all was well. He blushed as he sat down. That must have looked odd to onlookers.

"WURST!!" Seka yelled nearly at the top of his lungs when Klemence asked what he would like to add to the grocery list. Every German man loved his wurst! "Eh, thats like sausage if you didnt know." he explained. "Also, pastas, cheeses, corn, mushrooms, sweet potatoes, und regular potatoes und doritos...Vee generally eat what ever is on the plate." he said with a serious face.

[Koishi]

Klemence did jump back abit when he yelled wurst. "Worst?" she asked her head tilted to the side and then he ancwered her. oooohh, iz a sausage..dear god..i thought et was someting awful her heart slowed down a bit. She looked up at him, as he gave her a deadly serious face about food.

"Oui, i can geet dat, so im gessing dat you wouldl like mac' and cheeze. Oui? OH! I could make fried mac n' Cheeze! our, barbeq suffeed potatoes!" This was something that klemence actually enjoyed. Cooking like crazy, she could make anything and will make everything.

She gave a happy grin as she clapped her hands. She starred at him for a moment before her face turned red. "Eh...well...um...i...um..." she looked down, She couldn't stuff her face or she would choke. Klemence twisted her hair. Her mind ran blank, what her mind ran blank?!?!

wai am i acting so stupid! Was wrong wif mee? she didnt look him in the eye.

[Sike]

Seka had slammed both of his hands on the table as he fixed her with the serious face. He did feel a stab of guilt as she jumped back though. He hadn't exactly meant to scare her. The guy was just passionate about his food. He tried to make a more creating atmosphere by smiling however, his eyes still remained rather angry and serious looking. The whole plan was a bust, making him look more creepy than comforting.

Vhat is Mac und cheese? he asked Sike mentally.
I think...it's pasta mit cheese.

"EXCELLENT!" he said enthusiastically. "Und, vee really appreciate you cooking. I mean, vee can do it too, but...eh." he scratched his head again. He didn't exactly like to cook anything that took over 30 seconds, and Sike always made something he didn't really enjoy the flavor of. "Vee can do the vashing up!" he swore.

She was looking at him strangely now. "Vhat is it? Do i have something on mein face?" he asked as she went red. He tilted his head. "Vhats vrong vith you voman?" he asked, hitting the table to express his concern.

[Koishi]

She looked up at him, a look of shame was wriddled over her face. "ez cuz...i went all fan girl about cooking. iz...kinda embarrasing...for me..." she said as she scratched her nose. But then she relised that her reaction of embarrasement was far worse than the reaction towards food.

His response is when she let out a loud laugh. "No! nothing iz wrong wif me! ima ok" she twisted her hair. Her flush was fading and she took another drink of her sweet tea. "I canna make spazel too, wif steak tips and gravy, oui, and roladens as well" she nodded thinking back to the old cook her family had.

"Oui.. Miss Helga taught me, she waz nice to me, she waz eazy to be around when mai sisters were tormenten' me" she gave a shrug "so i think i know a few german recepies...but a lot of cajun stuff, she had to learn it because ob mai family" she was rambling now.