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Post by Jack Daniels on Sept 8, 2012 12:38:18 GMT -8
One moment it had been lunch time and the next thing he knew, Jack opened his eyes and he was inside the water refinery, slumped against the wall. "Huh?" he pushed his scruffy blonde hair back off his face and looked around bleary eyed. The rumbling of the machines slowly brought him too. He vaguely remembered reaching for a bottle of bourbon when he had gone down to his little bed chambers down at the furnace.
That stuff must have been good. He couldn't remember the last time he had worried about having a black out from too much booze. Maybe hazy, messed up memories, but there was usually some mess of images in his head the morning after. Of all places to end up. It had to be the Water Refinery. This place was freezing!
Waaait a second. he shivered and realized something strange. "Oh." he made a surprised face. His overalls and shirt had disappeared, leaving him in his boxers. I dont remember any girl. he thought trying to get to his feet. That was worrying. He at least always remembered the girl! "No. Lets just...no." he mumbled to himself. There was a pang of pain in his head.
There you are.
The lovable janitor groaned and hit the back of his head lightly against the wall. "I think i might kill the next person i see if they dont have painkillers..."
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Sept 8, 2012 12:58:14 GMT -8
"There You Are!"
Ms Ze stomped up to the mostly naked janitor, whom was stumbling about like a buffoon. Her tall heals on her boots clicked on the pavement. The cold didn't bother Zeobrilla any longer, she was a creature of the cold. "Jack? Hey!" she said pulling him off the wall.
He was drunk, sick and for some reason was acting like he had taken some form drug. Oh god those girls drugged him, stripped him and then took his picture...i should have known...Well he wont remember She felt pity for him and patted his head. "Those stupid girls, kids now-a- days have no respect for any one" she mumbled picking Jack up as easily as she could a child.
Because now she had super strength and could do that. She pulled him down in to his boiler room. It was warm, with the small furnace in the corner. But his bed was clearly big enough for two people and she glared at it. "Dumb-ass" she mumbled as she put him gently to bed. Ze quickly got him water and Aspirin and Excedrin.
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Post by Jack Daniels on Sept 8, 2012 13:45:04 GMT -8
Jack winced as a clear, strong feminine voice cut through the air. "Shhh." he put a finger to his lip to emphasize his need for quiet. Stomp, stomp, stomp. He squinted up at the woman as she got closer. She looked familiar. "Ze?" he slurred. "What're you doin...um...doing..what are you doing here?" he asked confused. "Class. You have it. To teach."
She pulled him off the wall and was petting his head. He didn't question it, enjoying the attention and patted her back. He tilted her head as she mentioned girls. "So...so there were girls." he smiled to her as she got him up. The janitor leaned against her, watching the world around him spin for a moment. Zede muttered something about respect and he closed his eyes again.
The was a familiar warmth when he opened his eyes. Jack was back on his big bed, in his little boiler room. He heard 'dumbass' being mentioned. He grinned as best he could. "You always had a wonderful way with words." he told his friend as she went to fetch the medicine. He pushed himself up and popped a few pills into his mouth and gulped down the water.
"You're a peach, Ze." he sighed happily and rubbed his forehead. "I don't know what i'd do without you." Even in his drunken and drugged state, a thought occurred to him. She, the princess who had her own ivory tower...was in the beggar prince's humble abode. "You know. I think some cuddles could help this headache go away too...."
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Sept 8, 2012 13:59:43 GMT -8
"You'd stumble around like an idiot letting girls strip you down and take photographs to go up all over the internet and get you fired." she said in a quick passed voice, It was sturne and she was clearly pissed off. When he made the cuddle crack she glared at him. "No ill catch your stupid" she retorted.
She pulled up a dirty wooden chair and sat at his bed side. She took of her boots and put her feet at the edge of the bed. Ready to kick him if necciary. "I cant beleve i'm in such a commonors state" she said using a princessish accent. She looked over at him and gave a smile, shaking her head. "But really, Jack what do you think some times, i cant have the kid potention you back..." she groaned.
Jack was giving her a head ache, she looked at him. He was too spaced out to take one of her lectures now. "How'd you even get in this any way? do you remember?" she tilted her head to the side braiding her long white hair. It was given a light orange glow from the bolier's fire. She tied it with one of his red bow ties.
"You need to take better care of your self, Even though your immortal you can still be siseptible to colds and viruses, and you cant go the rest of eturnity in a drunken haze." she knew her words had no effect, but she kept on them any way. "I've put too much effort in to you, you stupid drunk playboy!"
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Post by Jack Daniels on Sept 9, 2012 4:42:56 GMT -8
"They took photographs?" he blinked, still straining to remember. A girl with green hair and one with brown hair managed to come clear in his mind. "Those bitches..." he muttered as Ze spoke to him in the pissed off tone. "If i wanted to become a damn Playboy model, i am fully capable of doing it myself."
He pouted as she refused the cuddles. "All riiiight~ But you don't know what you're missing. I am the ultimate cuddler..."
He closed his eyes, smiling as she continued to go on. "It'll all be fine Ze. It always works our for the lovably rogue in the end, right?" Did he remember how this happened? "I came down here for my lunch." Also known as a bottle of booze. "I remember heading towards the café. There were two...no, three girls?" he strained to remember. "We got to talking. We got to sharing some of my lunch. I went to get glasses. We..." he frowned. "They put something in booze then i bet." He grumbled and put a hand to his face.
He smiled up at her as she warned him of taking better care of himself. "Hey, it's not like Im gonna die of liver failure." he joked. He winked at her. "But look at it this way, Im your stupid, drunk playboy." Well...for the most part. He gave a sigh and patted her knee. "I know, I know im a mess. But hey, it makes things interesting."
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Sept 9, 2012 9:48:34 GMT -8
"it gives me a headache." Ze quickly retorted, at least the knee pat some how made her calm down. She kicked him lightly and looked at him giving him a face. "your not my playboy, your my idiot, there is a diffrence." her face flushed and she kicked him again only harder.
"yeah yeah yeah, I can't change you bla bla bla...." she shook her head at him, her shoulders slumping. " I found three girls giggling at a camera, looked over ones shoulder and saw you dancing around naked on camera. Those three girls have isolated study hall for a month now. And I took the camera." she gave a nod before looking up at him.
She let out a sigh, getting up to fetch him more water. "drink" she orderd pressing the cold glass on his face. She knoticed his face was mildly hot and she sat on the bed taking his tempature. "I just wonder what they got you with, you shouldn't be running a temp like this..." like a stupid person, her worry got the better of her judgment. She was wide open to any attack that jack could have planned.
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Post by Jack Daniels on Sept 9, 2012 11:48:17 GMT -8
Jack gave a little grin as she kicked him. "You know you wouldn't have it any other way -- Hey, Ow!" he whined as she kicked him the second time. That had actually hurt a little! "Heeeey ~ I'm sick!!" he pouted. "You gotta be nice to me!"
He listened intently to the story of the three girls. "Oh they had me do my infamous strip-tease dance huh?" he rubbed at his stubble. Interesting. Had it not been for the drugs, he probably wouldn't have even cared that much, but, something here really irked the Janitor. He'd get his own back. Oh the beauty of mirror walking. And i have a camera of my own... Looking back up at Ze he gave a sheepish smile. "I owe ya one, doll." he chuckled scratching the back of his head. "Thanks for taking care of this little mess."
He relaxed back while she got him more water and gulped it down when instructed to. "Yes Ma'am!" He stayed quiet as she sat on the bed and took his temperature. "Huh, i don't know. I guess we'll have to wait and let it runs it course. Buuuut i know a fun way to pass the time! C'mere you~ ♥ " with speed he wasn't even aware he had in such a state, Jack sprang up and wrapped his arms around Ze's waist and rolled with a laugh, hugging her tight to him.
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Sept 10, 2012 8:45:42 GMT -8
Ze squealed as she was turned over and pinned down by jack. It was a suprise to her that he could move so fast. Her face turned bright red, and she smacked him. "jack what the hell do you think your doing! I'm not some princess you can just ravage!" she said in an unstable voice.
With her powers she made it rain cold water over his head. But also over her as well and she let out a curse still struggling under him. were all immortals stupidly strong? she pondered with her hands at his shoulders trying to push him off.
"we've talked about this now!" she said trying to even her voice.
He was a stupid, flirting, playboy drunkard. Also he was just mostlikely messing with ze's head. He always caused her trouble, and it was always something she didn't want in the first place. Zede mannaged to turn around under him to where her back was at his stomach. Maybe she could crawl her way out...
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Post by Jack Daniels on Sept 14, 2012 8:29:02 GMT -8
"I think I'm getting me some cuddles!" the Janitor grinned at her. One of his cheeks now had a red hand print from when she smacked him. He wasn't sure if it was the drugs or not, but he couldn't feel the sting at all! "Ah~ But you are my princess!" he grinned leaning down to her with a kissy face before a heavy, but small shower of water rained down on him.
"Gah!" he sat back a little and shook out his now wet hair. "Hey, chill Ze! Calm down!" he laughed. "It was only a little bit of fun~ Lighten up!" though he wasn't getting off of her. "Oh!" he held a finger up with a smile to make a point. "You said no actually sex sexy time!" he beamed. "Nothing in there about cuddling, gropes or smooching!"
She rolled under him and he leaned over her again. "Just listen ok?" he said patting her head. "Let your hair down a bit. C'mon first week is over. Lets get a little smashed. Just you, me and the furnace. Well, technically the furnace wont be getting smashed, but, it will be here."
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Post by Mrs. Ze on Sept 14, 2012 15:55:14 GMT -8
Ze pressed her face in to the fluff of the bed, mumbling something incohesive. The tie of Jack's that she had tied in her hair had fallen out. Her silver hair was unwraveling from the tight braid. The orange glow of the furnace reflected off of the silver strands
The smell of booze and well him, what ever it was that he smelled like wafted in to her nose. She turned her head just enough to glare at him through one eye. "why do you keep pushing me? Prodding me..." she gave out a sigh. Ze gave up, she was done fighting.
"fuck it, a kid lit another one on fire, two girls have been on a rampage, the nurse is a dumEbass and you got drugged by three girls and now your groping me....were is the good stuff" she sighed as she leaned over the bed looking for bottles. She pulled up a few all while being pinned under Jack. His body heat felt like it was burning through her back. Seed pulled up a couple of bottles, most of them were empty....
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